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cock waller

Will you please let me cock waller you
by Hil30 April 12, 2015
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Cock Dodgers

I’m so straight I run from Cocks call it cock dodgers
by Ace trippy December 6, 2021
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crumpet cock

A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"
"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "
by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016
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Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.
I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.
by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019
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cock flaps

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."
by unclechicken May 2, 2010
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Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.
Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.
by The C to the P January 2, 2019
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Cock Raid

When multiple males prevent a single male from chatting up a female, by interjecting the conversation as a group and dominating the scene. Collectively having one thing in mind... Group sex.
Those guys just cock raided me while I was chatting her up!

She sure showed those cock raiders.
by really!why? June 19, 2009
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