7 definitions by KingVerneus

Pencil Cock

a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.

guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?

guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.

guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

by KingVerneus May 13, 2023

Lil Peen

A name for a micro penis

guy1: BRO IT'S EMINEM
guy2: I heard he had a Lil Peen
guy1: WHAT?
guy2: It mean he's got a micro penis!!

by KingVerneus February 28, 2021

BBC

Means Big Bri'ish Channel
ma favinnit Bri'ish Chanal on ta telly

Bri'ish Person 1: BRUV BBC IS ONIT!
Bri'ish Person 2: OM MA GOD IMMA FREKING OUTIT
Bri'ish Person 1: *Seziure sounds*

by KingVerneus February 28, 2021

Thesaurus

A dinosaur that goes by many names. If you come in contact with it be prepared for its name to change when used too often. Similar to a Dictasaurus, but not be confused with a Dictionary. A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur. Its diet consists of sawdust mixed with water.

A Thesaurus is a plant-eating dinosaur and its favorite meal is sawdust mixed with water.

by KingVerneus September 19, 2018

Pogger

when there's only one person pogging.

me: POGGERS!
everyone else: Not poggers man
me: Guess I'm a lone pogger

by KingVerneus February 28, 2021

Sckickle Cock

when you twist your cock like 100 times and it becomes a sckickle cock.

first guy: hey man why your cock look like that wtf

the guy they were referring to: i twisted my cock like 50 times, pretty cool right?

first guy: wtf bro.....

your cock looks weird man.

guy 1: yeah man i got a sckickle cock now, its were i twisted my cock like 90 times

anyways time to unwind my cock.

by KingVerneus May 13, 2023

Bri'ish

The correct way to pronounce British

Guy1: Bro Big British Channel is on!
Guy2: Bruv itsa prounoced Bri'ish u contwanka!
Guy1: I don't care you donce!

by KingVerneus February 28, 2021