toast on the water 

When a friend has run out of luck with a job, relationship or just life in general, they are floating along like toast on the water. Their situation, the toast, is now becoming soggy and tearing apart by the waves. Now they are waiting to sink to the bottom and become fish bait. Their only hope is to be picked up by a sea gull to have the misery swiftly ended.

He is toast on the water after losing his job.

She is toast on the water now that he won't pay the credit card bill.

If our team can't score, this game is toast on the water.

toast on the water by MountainAggie August 29, 2014

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water 

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022

Ice Water 

A bad ass mother fucker that doesn't cop out when the heats all about. When it's time to get 3-D, Ice Water is your man. He is not a slave to physics, but he has been known to throw a lawn chair or two. A living legend at The Pontiac in Chicago and also the Buzzard Beach in Kansas City. If you see him, DO NOT APPROACH! He will attack.

Here comes Ice Water, everyone hide your jewelery!

Ice Water by meatballs June 13, 2008

tall glass of water 

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

tall glass of water by Ez October 21, 2003

Messy Water 

Any water, most commonly found in a pool, that has been tainted with sperm.

John flipped out when he was told he was swimming in messy water.

Messy Water by XBASHX December 10, 2011

cake water 

Misspelling of the term Cake Eater, probably by someone who can't spell or types too fast not realizing the "w" is next to the "e" on the keyboard, or by someone who's nails are too long thus inhibiting the ability to type. Word used synonymously with christ-on-a croissant or blue slushy.

He is such a Cake Eater (correct). He is such a Cake Water (incorrect).

cake water by Ahooba October 30, 2013

boiling water challenge 

The challenge where you pour scalding hot water all over your body

You should do the boiling water challenge

boiling water challenge by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016