one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Negative two

The expulsion of fecal material into the partner’s rectum following significant anal dilation secondary to penetrative intercourse

did you hear about the negative two Ben gave his girlfriend? She was coughing up poop for a week

by Hizam555 August 29, 2025

nummber two

shit,poop,crap,dodo,methane,stool,waste,feces,deuce

go nummber two bob,go nummber two!!!

by jkadtvyvuibvbyauirb May 22, 2017

Two

Prime minsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Two primeminsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

level two earring

A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.

Oh my God, did you see Kaylee's level two earrings? So cute!

by JcBadd February 16, 2021

two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 21, 2008

Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.

"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025