sprack monkey

The ultimate tweeker. It takes many a night of hiding in your closet under a blanket with a roll of furl (aluminum foil) extra heavy duty if you got it, a straw or two, a handfull of lighters and as much sprack (tweek, go-fast, meth, "the shit that killed Elvis" if you know the right folks) as you can get to reach this ultimate level of tweekerism raised to the sprack degree.

Dave has been held up in his room all night sprack-attacking. Yeah, he is just a certified sprack monkey.

by King Pin December 17, 2004

Hooch Monkey

a: One who becomes a slave to the Alcoholic Beverage.

b: a drunkard

Levi: "Phil, how come you never have a few drinks with me"

Phil: "I can't do it, Levi. I'm afraid of becoming a 'Hooch Monkey', like you."

by Conrad Junk July 30, 2008

Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007

Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

silver monkey

The hardest god-damn thing to put together since barbecue sets.

"No, the base is backwards, turn it around...
you got to turn that silver monkey around! Get the head on straight!"

by jeebus_4 August 17, 2010

Fondle Monkey

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.

I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011

Work Monkey

A Work Monkey is the one person in your class that you get to do your work for you, and you don't have to give them anything in return. They will get the paper you need for the day, do your homework and let you cheat in a test without wanting something back.

Did you do the homework last night?" "I gotta get it from my Work Monkey before second period.

by Sadieisonfire1 April 26, 2011