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Wave Jack

With the rise of Google Wave, the complete free form of communication has allowed people to insert words into other user's posts or to simply prevent them from typing anything coherent. Typically used in a humorous fashion.
Intended phrase: Just the other day, I was going to my grandmother's house.

Me (and User2): Just the other day, I was going to my grandPENNISSS 8==D~~~mother's house.

User3: "Me" you just got wave jacked.
by Straightjack3t October 14, 2009
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Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE
"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"
by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022
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Lumber jacking

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking
by Brendonious August 30, 2017
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Jack Schlossberg

One of the hottest lawyers I’ve ever seen. Also John F. Kennedy’s grandson
Omg have you seen JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg???
by iloveryanreynoldss May 22, 2022
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Mo Jacked

When some one ask you for countless ciggerettes, beers, shots, hits on a blunt, money for their cocain addiction,trying to scheme you into selling your playstation 2, or telling you he wants to sleep over and wont leave for 6 months, if you give into any of these you just got Mo jacked
Alex: Man I totally felt bad for this homless kid, i gave him cig's, weed, beer, let him crash here.

Jack: Well that was real nice of you man.

Alex: Yeah well the problem is that he has become a leach persay, he gets billigerntly drunk in front of my parents, and wears my clothes like they are his.

Jack: Oh shit man, you tottaly got Mo jacked
by jackchrizontay February 16, 2009
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Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold is bald, and looks like Dababy
by prodreamsmp September 12, 2022
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Jack in the Box

When a man masturbates into a cardboard box and delivers it to his girlfriend
Girl: “WTF is this?”

Dude: “You said that you like Jack in the Box?!”
by Hhfttx April 1, 2021
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