wandering menstrual

A traveling salesman who peddles absorbent pads and vaginal ointments.

Da term "wandering menstrual" could also refer to a lady who habitually traipses aimlessly around in a particular area whenever it's "dat time of da month", passibly because gentle exercise like dat is known to be beneficial in somewhat alleviating said nasty pains.

by QuacksO June 18, 2023

Superior menstration

Women with extremely heavy and painful periods have the "Superior menstration" These women are "superior" over the inferor women with lighter menstrations.

Those who have the "superior menstrations" are often strong, beautiful, charismatic and passionate people.

Her periods have heavy flow and are extremely painful, she must have superior menstrations, therefore she must be a strong and independant individual.

by Sparrow of the swedish forest January 28, 2024

Dirty Menstrual

The act of putting a used tampon in your friends mouth when they are sleeping.

"Brad fell asleep at the party first, so i gave him the Dirty Menstrual "

by Swartz_30 December 29, 2024

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.

The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.

by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019

the.gu3ss.m0nsterr

The most sexy, hot smoking, handsome, smexy, burning, Irresistible, tiktoker of all time

the.gu3ss.m0nsterr is the most SEXIEST person in the world

by the.gu3ss.m0nsterr June 10, 2021

Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.

I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.

by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023

fuck the menstrual cycle

An exclamation of hatred towards menstrual cycles.

Megan: “I hate being on my period.”
Dave: “Damn, that sucks. Fuck the menstrual cycle.”
Megan: “Damn straight.”

by sirsmashalot March 30, 2024