menstruant

When you miss a class at school, most likely gym class, due to your period.

Teacher: "Shes a menstruant"

by carameldaddy June 16, 2018

Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.

I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.

by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023