Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!

by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

eating peaches

When you are eating peaches, it means you have a thicc squishy booty.

Timmy’s eating peaches. Trust me, I squashed it.

by imeatingpeaches January 29, 2019

Eats his sister

A euphemism for incestuous behavior, usually oral sex, with one’s sister.

“Alexander eats his sister every night.”

by RhodyRhodesRhodesia October 27, 2021

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 09, 2021

whosm't the fucc eat ass

when you want to ask people who wants to ass

Dan: Hey Pete, how can I say who eats ass in a fancier way?
Pete: whosm't the fucc eat ass

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017

Girl who eats carrots

A Gold Diggin Broad, That’s down to suck her way to wherever she needs to get them other kinda karats. Feel me?

Jeff Bazos ex wife is a girl who eats carrots, Fosho!

by SinaloaJr June 09, 2021

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

by cuyahogablues August 31, 2023