Detroit Red Wings

An amazing fucking hockey team that hadnt not been to the playoffs in so long i dont remember and being one of the only good pro sports teams in michigan besides pistons back in like 04 and tigers every once and awhile to suddenly going to shit around 2016...#RipPlayoffStreak #RipDetroitProSports

1) Hey did the red wings win last night?? I heard theyre one of the best hockey teams ever
2) No they suck now, infact our best coach since scotty bowman left us for Toronto and one of our best centers left us for russia or some shit,

Detroit red wings- a great hockey team that now sucks so that detroit no longer has any good teams in pro sports

by SomeKidFromMichigan February 13, 2017

red-headed slut

a really good drink... 1 shot jager, 1 shot peach schnapps, 2 shots of cranberry juice, wala you got a damn good drink!

damn i just downed like 4 red-headed sluts like nothing...

by dansj September 7, 2005

Captain of the Red Sea

A man willing and proud to sail the bloody waters of his mate's vagina.

Did you hear about Keith? He was the Greatest Captain of the Red Sea that ever lived.

by Ragecano March 1, 2011

red headed stepchild

A person or group treated without the favor of birthright.

The boss treats this department like his red headed stepchildren.

by Tim September 13, 2004

Slap of the Red Baron

When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.

"I went at it with this bird last night"

"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"

by PoetForSale March 22, 2010

Going Red Kitty

Anxiety brought on by increased sex drive during menstruation.

"I can't come into work today, I'm Going Red Kitty!"

by Pandgee December 18, 2009

Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.

Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018