mitchtified 

adj. the state of being one finds themself in after being led to believe in phony financial paradigms, by pitchmen who seek to appear knowledgeable about international banking protocols, with the sole purpose of convincing you to part with large sums of money for their benefit and not yours.

Our hopes of a brighter future with fair and private banking came to an end when we realized we had been mitchtefied by that arrogant, wannabe techie who knows nothing about banking.

Getting mitchtified was one of the most shameful ways r[[[

mitchtified by the kinky etymologist August 15, 2023

Mitski 

Mitski is a Japanese-American music artist. Mitski makes music for people who are insecure, or have some type of dysphoria and dysmorphia. For me, Mitski saves me time and time again. When I feel suicidal or upset, listening to her music reminds me there are people out there who feel the same way I do, and i'm not alone. I relate to Mitski in many ways, as I'm an Asian-American with body dysmorphia, and her music comforts me in a way no one else can. You can never get bored of her music.

Lily: "Oh my god, I just got a Mitski poster!!"
Johan: "Wow! Where'd you get it? I'm a Mitski fan myself."
Jasmine: "Ooooh! My favorite album by Mitski is 'Bury me at Makeout Creek'!"
Lily: "Me too!"
Random person: "You mean Midski?"
Lily, Johan, and Jasmine: "Shut up you uneducated asshole!"

Mitski by bemo! August 29, 2023

Mity 

Makes people feel embarassed, specifically by a kind of bet. To feel embarassed on losing an impossible bet

Ryan felt mity after he could not pull women in less than a week.

Mity by Wilmer Jaskulski September 4, 2023

Mits 

A nickname for a man who has man tits.

Man + Tits = Mits

That dude has mits.

Mits by Thefagman September 8, 2023

Mitochondria 

The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
It can also turn on your boyfriend

BF1: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
BF2: pull your cock out

Mitochondria by garabsyga September 9, 2023

mitrevski 

Bullshit artist

Classic mitrevski moment

mitrevski by johno di nitale September 10, 2023

Mitchell Zuber 

red bull red bull red bull red bull red bull red bull, he really likes semetary and one walnut :)

hi mitchell zuber red bull red bull red bull redbull >.<

Mitchell Zuber by Mcpatches September 10, 2023