mitchtified

adj. the state of being one finds themself in after being led to believe in phony financial paradigms, by pitchmen who seek to appear knowledgeable about international banking protocols, with the sole purpose of convincing you to part with large sums of money for their benefit and not yours.

Our hopes of a brighter future with fair and private banking came to an end when we realized we had been mitchtefied by that arrogant, wannabe techie who knows nothing about banking.

Getting mitchtified was one of the most shameful ways r

by the kinky etymologist August 15, 2023

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Mitski

Mitski is a Japanese-American music artist. Mitski makes music for people who are insecure, or have some type of dysphoria and dysmorphia. For me, Mitski saves me time and time again. When I feel suicidal or upset, listening to her music reminds me there are people out there who feel the same way I do, and i'm not alone. I relate to Mitski in many ways, as I'm an Asian-American with body dysmorphia, and her music comforts me in a way no one else can. You can never get bored of her music.

Lily: "Oh my god, I just got a Mitski poster!!"
Johan: "Wow! Where'd you get it? I'm a Mitski fan myself."
Jasmine: "Ooooh! My favorite album by Mitski is 'Bury me at Makeout Creek'!"
Lily: "Me too!"
Random person: "You mean Midski?"
Lily, Johan, and Jasmine: "Shut up you uneducated asshole!"

by bemo! August 29, 2023

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