The seriousman in black. Brutality is his second name. Be careful if you don't want to know every quote of Nietzsche. But although he is the sweeties boy with the biggest heart (:
A Russianmob descendant who like to paint penises, takes a daily vodka shot with her multivitamin out of a Stalin shot glass, hates small children, only dates men with maseratis and has a bedroom that's infested with squirrels.
Dude, I hooked up with a Mityul last night after we drank too much vodka and she had a life-size naked-Khrushchev poster on her ceiling.
Mityana is a one of a kind person. She is the sweetest girl in the entire world and you'd be the luckiest guyever to have her. She's often saying mean thing but still loves you in the end. Shes the rarest girl on earth and you'll love her forever.