mike lit-burnz

it refers to a saying "my clit burns" and people mostly say it in TikTok comments and lives

"Can you say happy birthday to Mike Lit-Burnz?"
"Happy birthday Mike Lit-Burnz!"
*realizes*

by mqxxed March 2, 2025

Mikayla

Biggest bop in Oakland County. Professional hater and gossip hound - and it's never good goss and always false. Brags about being ignorant 100% deserved a car covered in mustard, bacon and bologna.

Pinky: Oh man, he's dating Mikayla?

The Brain: Yeah, that b*tch and her busted up Vibe.

by sketchyhotgirl March 3, 2025

Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs

im gona go do a mike vick dip

by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025

Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.

You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

…you know the rest…

by Logan hugil March 21, 2025

Mickey Mouse

An term used to describe an item, situation, organisation, opinion or person (anything really) that is fake, comical, not serious or a joke. As an adjective meaning "small and worthless, petty, inconsequential" Originating from the late 1920's -1930's named after the Disney character.

That sports club is Mickey Mouse. James' opinions on politics are Mickey Mouse. This store is Mickey Mouse.

by Luigi 55 April 1, 2025

mickey slim

the better way to describe Michelob ultras the beer

“hey man wanna see me butt chug this mickey slim?”

by lazerflip April 14, 2025

Mike Swindell

Nickname for the imbecilic, MyPillowGuy, MAGAt extremist who falsely challenged the 2020 Election with only fabricated, nonsensical data.

There goes Mike Swindell once again spreading lies about the 2020 Election, which in truth Diaper Donald lost. He is still trying to swindle the American public.

by LaughingAloud February 16, 2026