John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

Roni John Farinas

Roni (RJ) Farinas is a basketball player that loves LEBRON. Roni is a shifty guard who loves to shoot that damn ball.

"Dont let Roni John Farinas shoot"

by bizzyerMCjigerBandzzzz April 17, 2023

Pulled a John Risser

To do something desperate, criminal or shady with a selfish intent disregarding how it may affect other people.

He pulled a John Risser and stole money from his kids and left to Thailand.

by EMBridge April 22, 2023

dear john special

when a guy creeps the shit outta evrey girl he talk to and make them so scared to talk to any other guy bc they r traumatized of he is doing so you ghoust him.

i was talking to jack and i got the dear john special.

by big daddy fucker1989 May 11, 2023

Paddy John Mccarick

paddy is very sexy and hot and fuckable

omg whos that sexy guy
its paddy john mccarick

by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel January 3, 2023

andrew john hsur

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!

you should fear andrew john hsur

by iluvmoney January 12, 2023

John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018