Clock Sucker 

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

Clock Sucker by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

donkey sucking uncle fucker 

someone who is no longer on one's christmas list.

Fuck Off, curl up and die painfully you donkey-Sucking Uncle-Fucker

donkey sucking uncle fucker by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

blood sucker 

There are two types of blood sucker
1. The "leech" feeds off of another individual when they are strong.

2. The "vampire" feeds off of another individual when they are weak.

The leech is a "tag-along"
The vampire enjoys "kicking people when they are down.
This is the definition of a blood sucker

blood sucker by mortheus April 14, 2009

cock-sucking cowboy 

Delicious cocktail of butterscotch schnapps and Bailey's irish cream on top. Prepared as a shot and drunk in one hit.

Two cock-sucking cowboys barkeep!

cock-sucking cowboy by claygirl May 23, 2006

Guitar.com misc sucks 

The hairy,smelly butthole of the entire internet that poop comes out of.

misc-ers are the rudest,most offensive,lowest life forms on the planet.

Guitar.com is the most offensive guitar site I've ever had the displeasure of visiting.

It would be okay if not for the miscellaneous forum.

This is a sick and twisted and offensive and evil guitar site folks.

Guitar.com misc sucks by Arnold Shwarzenegger March 6, 2004

suckish 

something that is overly horrible.

or sometimes, horribly funny in a creepy sort of way.

when mom issues chore orders, kids reply "suckish!"

suckish by Wesley Jane April 18, 2006

dick sucking lips 

when a girl has massive lips, that are good for giving head.

"her huge, plump dick sucking lips were glossed with cum"

dick sucking lips by great lisa July 4, 2006