The day Michael Jordan scored 2 points in a blow out loss against the Lakers.
“It's a good thing Michael Jordan was wearing #23. LAL Coach Phil Jackson might not have recognized him otherwise.”
“It's a good thing Michael Jordan was wearing #23. LAL Coach Phil Jackson might not have recognized him otherwise.”
by Not Lebron James December 15, 2025
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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.
Time to move the goal posts? Again?
Time to move the goal posts? Again?
by gnostic3 December 18, 2025
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Get the Goation mug.GOATlit was a language formed by imagination rather than the passage of time through boredom and free will and for the survival through sixth form. It currently upholds over 100 different phrases and is used on a daily by students of various areas within England. It's founders, Jamilla, Maira and Anisah worked laboriously throughout their frees to create this cool AHH language. Feel free to take a look at some examples.
We are hungry - la deto minka
GOATlit is the best! - Yamba ya GOATlit yerissee naswa!
Clock strikes 12 - Yetika nyu siul
I want a cookie - Rosu jaja klum
GOATlit is the best! - Yamba ya GOATlit yerissee naswa!
Clock strikes 12 - Yetika nyu siul
I want a cookie - Rosu jaja klum
by anon3659 January 13, 2026
Get the GOATlit mug.what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post
by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008
Get the field goal post mug.A soccer term describing one of three events:
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.
2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.
3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.
Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.
Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?
Ted: He's the boss's son.
Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
Get the American goal mug.when a guy is fucking a girl from behind in the vagina then pulls out and goes into the ass, the girl gets shocked and climbs up the wall in a goanna like fashion.
last night i was rooting christy against the wall and i wanted some ass so i went in for the kill but she got so shocked she climbed that wall like the goanna!
by P-Dildo December 14, 2010
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