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Get the Goation mug.Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.
by goatonapolist May 1, 2008
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Derived from the noun Scape Goat, Scape Goating is the act of driving the speed limit or at least going with the flow until a car goes flying past you. At this point you pull out of your lane and into his, and use him as a Rabbit. The idea is to maintain a reasonable distance behind the other car and to go slightly slower than him so that he will get caught in any speed trap up ahead and you'll have time to react, slow down, and continue on your way. Not only does this work for speeding, but you can also follow him if he is constantly switching lanes, and rest assured that he will also be the one to get the reckless driving ticket, too, in place of you. This works best on highways and interstates, but can really be used on any kind of road with at least 2 lanes in either direction.
Driver in red car: "Man, I think this guy's been Scape Goating off me for the last couple miles. I'm gonna slow down so he passes me."
Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."
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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."
Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."
Passenger in red car: "Ok, he just passed you. Now let's Scape Goat off of him."
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Passenger in red car: "Oh man, we've been Scape Goating off that Hyundai for 10 minutes, but he's exiting."
Driver in red car: "That's ok, we'll just find someone else to Scape Goat."
by Jace555 May 4, 2009
Get the Scape Goating mug.The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017
Get the Mountain Goating mug.Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
by Cp6Z July 22, 2021
Get the Goatious mug.A fancy word used by preppy high school kids when referring to any type of food. It is a unit of measure (1 gation is roughly 1 pack of a Scooby snack) and a general noun. The word can reference solids (gation), liquids (liquid gation), and can be used as a verb (gation-snatching)
Jeff: Bro, Sam's food is making me hungry
Darren: Did you mean "Sam's gation"?
Jeff: Oh shoot, you're right. Please don't kick me out of the frat, bro
Darren: Then don't ever say the f-word again. It's gation.
Darren: Did you mean "Sam's gation"?
Jeff: Oh shoot, you're right. Please don't kick me out of the frat, bro
Darren: Then don't ever say the f-word again. It's gation.
by Jimmy Gonzaga November 9, 2017
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