Cryptik

Ze simp

Hmm… I wonder if Cryptik will see this…

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

Cryptik

1:A dirty little monkey boy simp (for Ze)

2:The act of being a FNAF editor obsessed with Ze

Hey, have you seen that one Cryptik made a new FNAF vs edit!?

by Vexxy Wexxy April 6, 2024

crytearya

Da "measures 'n' degrees" of da unique circumstances in a particular situation, with regards to whether copiously-streaming eyes are warranted.

In Lewis Carrol's poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter", da "flippered finagler" pretended to appropriately react --- i.e., have rivers of saline-solution cascading down his cheeks --- to his and his wood-and-nails-fabricator-buddy's eating da oysters, but --- though da situation did indeed have ample "crytearya" to warrant said blubbery reaction --- his apparent soul-wrenching sorrow was actually all just so much shamelessly-fake posturing... just like da Carpenter, he absolutely loved chowing down on said luscious delicacies, and so he didn't truly feel even one bit genuinely sorry for what he was doing.

by QuacksO April 10, 2024

crytting

The act of crying and shitting simultaneously.

She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. I’m crying and shitting at the same time, I’m crytting.

by GreenMow.com April 18, 2024

Crycow

A lolcow who makes you want to cry.

Guy 1: "Did you see Eugenia Cooney's new video?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, but she's not really a lolcow, she's more of a crycow."

by meandtheonlyme April 24, 2024

Crydecalian

An Unwilling individual who will not pull his/herself out of depression.

Bro you are a crydecalian right now, dont make me walk away.

by William Hudson April 27, 2024

cryptarchy

Rule by secrecy. Secret government. A government by secret rulership.

Dude, from recent events, I swear, there has got to be a shadow government, thus were under cryptarchy, not open democracy.

by digitteknohippie April 28, 2024