blue balls

A condition in males characterized by:

1) a bluish or purplish coloration of a guy's ballbag caused by the settling of blood in the veins in the scrotum, and...

2) sensitivity in the groin area that can range from very erotic to extreme pain.

Blue balls result from repeated stimulation of one's cock for a period of time without getting to orgasm / ejaculation.

Examples include repeatedly jerking off up to the point where one needs to cum; repeatedly receiving head or getting hand jobs from a partner but not cumming. Seriously kissing and fooling around with a (str8 or gay) partner over an extended period of time.

1) I stroked my dick for three hours while watching porn and got blue balls till I hurt so bad I just had to jack off.

2) After a couple hours of deep kissing, playing with her tits, her sucking my cock and me finger-fucking her ass, I had blue balls bad. She looked at me, chuckled and said, "Let me suck you off so you get some relief."

by stsebastian November 16, 2009

moth balls

The painful state felt in the scrotum of males from the lack of sexual activity. This level of pain is desribed to be greater than the pain associated with blue balls.

Brian has not had sex in such a long time that he now has moth balls.

by Wil 13 October 11, 2006

shit balls

a slang term used when one is pissed off or makes a mistake.

brennan: hey greg can you get me a glass of water?
greg: sure man...(drops glass)...oh fuck! SHIT BALLS.
Brennan: what happened?
Greg: dropped the glass

by dirty dreg March 31, 2009

chaffed balls

When male gonadial's have experieced a large amount of friction due to inner thigh rubbing friverously against it. Other possible causes are large amount of wire like pubic hair building up between gonadials and thigh, or a missplaces piece of 80 grit sand paper lodging itself deep within the recessions of your body.

Optional Definition

A song made by Tyler Ferrari when under the influence of alcohol, playing an acoustic with a multitrack recording program such as Cool Edit Pro

Jesus christ, I needed to sand something today and couldnt find my sandpaper. So when i was masturbating at high speeds, it became more chaffed than normal and i found that piece of sandpaper. I was so happy, i ran into the garage and started sanding my wood. Then i realized the birdhouse was still inside. I SCREAMED in agony, and now i am left with a shitty birdhouse, severed penile gland and CHAFFED BALLS.

by Tyler January 11, 2004

slut balls

can be said to a male who is a slut or a slag .the male version of slut can b used for an insult.

"Shut the fuck up slut balls!"

by amey March 27, 2005

curve balls

When a guy starts talking to you, and you thought you liked/ had a crush on another guy, but then you starting questioning the first crush, and confusion commences.

Margaret liked Dan for the longest time, but then James came along and impressed the hell out of her. Now she doesn't know who she likes. She's getting thrown curve balls.

by cpt murray May 16, 2010

Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls

Used to let others know that it is extreamly hot outside.

When we were sittin in the car he sadi it was Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls.

by Heyotter388 December 30, 2005