Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

iPad kid

A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream

2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES

3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers

5. Bulky iPad cases

6 dirty screen

Person1:dude look at that iPad kid

Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here

1: did that kid just shit there pants

2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you

13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story

1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run

and they all fuck died the end.

by itsdinocraft August 1, 2022

Kid Sticky

Kid sticky: sweat, spit, boogers, and unknown liquid and foods all combined together in an unidentifiable substance found on the hands, feet, and faces of all children under the age of 12

I was teaching a children's yoga class and all of the mats were covered in kid sticky by the end.

by Kilo_Foxtrot1 July 18, 2016

2004 Kid

The year of birth in-between the 2000s kid generation and the 2010s kid generation. We were too young to fully experience 9/11 but came of age at a time of corrupt politicians and economic recession. Those who didn't play sports, participate as school leaders, have siblings (aka were only children), or become porn addicts likely looked into games and/or advancing memes to hide from the late 2010s's hardships.

A few 2004 kids might've been old enough to delve into Club Penguin, but more-so they played Minecraft and Call of Duty into oblivion until they were teenagers, and switched to social media like Instagram and Snapchat. 2004 kids were thankfully old enough to dodge Fortnite, but now trend in formerly-"cringe" TikTok.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022

satellite kid

A kid who has gone on to study in a foreign country by himself at an early age.

Andrew, a satellite kid, has been going through an identity crisis recently.

by El_Jeferino October 7, 2017

Anti Kid

A made up for Discriminating against kids

Never be anti Kid Please

by 459395 March 13, 2022