Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

john henry holliday

John Henry Holliday is handsome gentleman, sophisticated and highly educated. He lives a simple, yet refined lifestyle.

He is a real man... just like John Henry Holliday.

by J.H.Holliday April 1, 2023

John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

Paddy John Mccarick

paddy is very sexy and hot and fuckable

omg whos that sexy guy
its paddy john mccarick

by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel January 3, 2023

andrew john hsur

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!

you should fear andrew john hsur

by iluvmoney January 12, 2023

Roni John Farinas

Roni (RJ) Farinas is a basketball player that loves LEBRON. Roni is a shifty guard who loves to shoot that damn ball.

"Dont let Roni John Farinas shoot"

by bizzyerMCjigerBandzzzz April 17, 2023

Pulled a John Risser

To do something desperate, criminal or shady with a selfish intent disregarding how it may affect other people.

He pulled a John Risser and stole money from his kids and left to Thailand.

by EMBridge April 22, 2023