Simp

A Simp is a man who puts himself in a pathetic submissive position to a woman (Who usually already has a boyfriend) in hopes of at least gaining the smallest amount of physical contact. Simps are a subspecies of the Eugene who have specially mutated to win over girls.

Jacob over there is such a simp, he films his girlfriend while she gets ducked by his second cousin for her only fans account.

by certified Simpologist April 22, 2020

Simp

a man who does anything for a girl to raise her spirits and get nothing out of it sexually or romantically

“i feel so bad for Nick, he’s always simping for Emily and she always just denies him”

by lxrdmessy June 1, 2021

SIMP

An abbreviation for the popular song from Phineas and Ferb starring Candace, Squirrels in my Pants,

Lyrics from SIMP:
“There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...”

by Matestreymy February 8, 2020

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

Simp

A simp is a person who extremely expresses their feelings towards another person. Unlike caring for someone they go out of their way to get atleast 1 second of attention from the person they simp. Some of them would literally sell their liver to donate to them to get attention (as an example), and they would possibly defend them for doing something like destroying earth or something like that.

Person 1: "Yooooo, I just gave -insert person they simp- a house, a planet, the solar system, the universe, and my life!!!! I hope they notice me!!1!!1!1!1!"
Person 2: "bro. stop simping"

by coffeemachine July 9, 2022

Simp

Simp is a guy, sometimes a girl , who overly obsesses over someone they are romantically attracted to. Yeah it’s weird bruh. :/

Dude: *gives like, a thousand dollars to a girl* here
Girl:wtf
Later
Dude: I LITERALLY GAVE SAMANTHA LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO HER AND SHE SAYS WTF AND WE STILL ARE’NT DATING :’(

Dude’s friend: bro. Ur such a simp.
Same goes for girls who simps over a guy/girl.

by Lil girl, BIG vocabulary December 7, 2020

Simp

a ligtard that likes and defends women

you are a stupid ass simp

by idkjudsfedfr October 10, 2021