A person on Myspace who goes around adding random people just to increase their friends list. They also join groups and put up "Add Me" posts and the dumb ones post "Add Me" bulletins (the reason this is stupid is because when you're posting a bulletin, only your friends can see it, so they've obviously already added you). You can tell if a person is an add me whore by looking at their friends list--if their list is huge, they don't have a lot of stuff filled out in their profile, and most of their comments are "Hey! Thanks for the add," then you've got an add me whore.
by the darrien August 08, 2005
one of the best metalcore bands out there. they actually have their own sound unlike most of the generic bullshit that happens to be of the same genre as them. they use a keyboardist which is pretty uncommon in metalcore. you could say they have progressive elements in their newer stuff.
by nosotros June 14, 2007
Your doing me Dirty by not giving me a ride.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.
Dude you just stepped on my shoes, Your doing me dirty.
by xDJCJx April 12, 2011
jake came up to liz and started talking to her when she was in a bad mood and she told him, "shut up dick leave me alone!"
by the most coolest ever November 10, 2008
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(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.
(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.
(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.
Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"
Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."
Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"
Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."
Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"
by maxi215 September 08, 2012
yo wassuppp dab me up bro
by shordykiddo October 21, 2021