. . . if only bananas were longer. . .

A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.

Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!

Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .

Whining Little Worm: *Silence*

. . . if only bananas were longer. . . by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011

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Bananas

Australian slang word for someone who is extremely angry

"Shit mate, watch out! Robbo's going Bananas!"

Bananas by Xaypock March 24, 2003

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banana • banana split • bananaphone • banana hammock • Banana Man • Banana Cream Pie • banana boat • Banana Peel • bananafish • bananarama

Bananas

crazy, stupid, great, awsome.

Dang last night was bananas!

Bananas by Tyree Johnson May 3, 2008

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Bananas

The prescription drug Percocet usually 10mg because there are yellow and somewhat resemble a bananna.
This word is used over the phone or to allude people that you want some percs.

If u can swallow 5 bananas at once without a drink; you are well on your way to becoming a heroin addict.

Bananas by heyzeus April 19, 2007