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4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.
4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

Once you name it, you get attached to it

You grow an emotional attachment to a person, animal, or objects if you give it a name.
Mike Wazowski: You're not supposed to name it. Because once you name it, you get attached to it!

attention deficit vagina 

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.
Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick

Attention Desire Disorder 

An unnatural craving for attention at all times. Subject will make loud noises, interrupt conversations, or perform outrageous acts to seek attention from others. The other A.D.D. problem.
There goes Ron again, running around the office in his underwear and tie. He's got really bad Attention Desire Disorder (A.D.D).

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.
SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.
counter attack by spel itt rite April 13, 2006

Subconscious Attention Seeker 

This term is used to describe a person who instinctively butts into a conversation without real thought and blurs out an obviously untrue response just for attention.
Jamie: "Hey Kieran, sorry to hear about your tongue"

Kieran: "Thanks, there I was skipping along and I just bit my tongue and now it's bleeding."

Robyn: "Hey did you guys say something about a tongue? I once bit my tongue off and it grew back in 2 days!"

Jamie: "Sure it did..."

Kieran: "Oh leave her alone, you know she's a subconscious attention seeker and will say anything to look cool"

Jamie: "Fair play"