Parked

Boring, Just like a car is parked and isnt moving so its boring.

I hate this class, its parked.

by brayanthetortapounder March 4, 2024

Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.

That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.

by alylorker August 30, 2024

Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

parking lot princess

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.

Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!

by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023

Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring

1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”

by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024

Parking turtle

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far

“Careful not to hit the parking turtle”

by yubaruby August 9, 2021

Parking Lot Stalk

The act of waiting in your car until someone you think is attractive and/or driving around the parking lot; in order to catch a glimpse of them as they are getting out of their and walking towards the establishment you are at.

Foxy Boxy: Jersey Mike...there's that girl in the mini from the apartments.
Jersey Mike: Alright, i'll wait until she gets out so we can pull around and get a good view.
Foxy Boxy: Alright. Let's parking lot stalk her.

by FOXY BOXY February 21, 2011