June 9

National hangout with your special someone day

Guy- wyd on June 9
Girl- nothing why
Guy- it’s the day when we hanging since it will be national hangout with your special someone day

by dr._dank_noodles June 09, 2019

May 30

National gopher revolution day

Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution

Jayson tuttle- told ya so

by dr._dank_noodles May 30, 2019

Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 28, 2019

May 27

National go for it. Do what you are yearning to do if it’s asking a girl out or just coming out to someone

Guy- hey it’s May 27 and I just wanted to say I like you and we should start talking

Girl- omg sure

by dr._dank_noodles May 27, 2019

June 5

National gender swap day, acts like the opposite gender for the day

Guy- hey bitch how you doin babe
Guy2- why the fuck Are you talking like that
Guy- cause it's fucking June 5.

by dr._dank_noodles June 05, 2019

May 11

National roast your ex day

Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career

by dr._dank_noodles May 11, 2019

June 17

National hate day
Day where you can go off on the person you hate and they can't get mad about it

Guy- fuck you ive always hated you
Guy2- it's June 17 already? In that case, fuck you too

by dr._dank_noodles June 16, 2019