National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day
Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you
National roast your ex day
Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career
National punch anyone name Zach day
Noah- Zach its May 29
Zach- o shit
Noah- *uppercuts zach
National go for it. Do what you are yearning to do if it’s asking a girl out or just coming out to someone
Guy- hey it’s May 27 and I just wanted to say I like you and we should start talking
Girl- omg sure
National hate day
Day where you can go off on the person you hate and they can't get mad about it
Guy- fuck you ive always hated you
Guy2- it's June 17 already? In that case, fuck you too
National hangout with your special someone day
Guy- wyd on June 9
Girl- nothing why
Guy- it’s the day when we hanging since it will be national hangout with your special someone day
National pleasure day
Girl- hey it may 12
Guy- and that means?
Girl- it means I'm bout to pleasure you fool
