leave me alone

a rude way of telling people to give you some space and to not bother.

jake came up to liz and started talking to her when she was in a bad mood and she told him, "shut up dick leave me alone!"

by the most coolest ever December 9, 2008

Fuck me Jesus

(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.

(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.

Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"

Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."

Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"

by maxi215 September 7, 2012

dab me up

a special type of handshake that uh high schoolers do

yo wassuppp dab me up bro

by shordykiddo October 21, 2021

Gives me wood

Makes me have an erection.

"With this tiny bikini you gives me wood."

by Hasaro February 25, 2012

put me on with somebody

When somebody says "put me on with somebody" it usually means that that person wants you but the don't wanna tell you straight up.

Me:"Put me on with somebody bro"
Inner me:"I want you to be mine"

by Theseshnuts March 5, 2017

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

eat me out

to pleasure the vagina by licking or biting

Babe if you don't take out the trash, im not letting you eat me out tonight.

by Babe865 January 9, 2014