May 8

Today, May 8th is INTERNATIONAL MOTHER's DAY

make sure to tell your mom you love her;)

you: Hi mom how are you, I love you
Mom: Why thank you!

Mom: its weird that you never telll me that only today
you: Mom today is may 8th AKA International Mothers day!

by followme.03g May 8, 2022

May 4

National Make-out Day! the day where you can spend hours making out with the one you love the most (gf/bf)

let's make-out its May 4

by Rainy_day963 May 3, 2024

May

May is national fuck your significant other month! You have to fuck everytime you see each other no matter what, you can do it anywhere and anyway. Just make sure to have sex.

"Hey baby its may, you know what that means"
"Yes lets have sex"

by PerseusCoomer April 5, 2022

May 1st

people born on this day are LEGENDARY... they party wtbs, slam shottys and bang hotties, don’t fall for anyone under a 10, and always passes the breathalyzer... they’re legends.

dude... he must my born on may 1st because he’s a legend.

by pssyslayer69 November 3, 2020

29th of may

is the national send him some spicy pics if its his bday to day

wow is it his birthday on the 29th of may,

I guess I need to send him some spicy pics

by my little slut Orianne May 24, 2025

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024