Squeeze beans through the jeans 

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

Squeeze beans through the jeans by Zonal K September 30, 2019

tough beans! 

Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”

Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”

tough beans! by JMC70 July 13, 2020

Nigga Beans 

Beans made outta niggas

did u eat my nigga beans!

Nigga Beans by NiggaBeansMan123 July 25, 2020

Yellow Beaner

A more fun and racist name for the fellow kung fu people called Asians

"Wang Wei is a god damn Yellow Beaner, lets kick his ass" said Johnathan.

Yellow Beaner by Nigga Salad March 2, 2021

Negro Beans 

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!

John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!

Negro Beans by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021

creamy beany

a insult

rico: you such a creamy beany finn
fin: i’m telling my mommy

creamy beany by Da tall boiii October 12, 2021

Non-Vegetarian Beans 

An imaginary dish created by bean companies to sell regular (meat-free) beans as a special product.

Well, you're out of luck. I'm out of non-vegetarian beans.

Non-Vegetarian Beans by CamoDan October 24, 2010