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Slave Apple

We got freaky last night and I fed her a slave apple before some spanky fun.
by Bitchin Cat Keeper September 13, 2025
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Wrinkled Apple

When a cock rams the midpoint of a trans girl's throat, and knocks the Adam's apple forward, deforming the throat.
That whore Athena took a throat fucking so hard that I gave her a wrinkled apple.
by Facefckr9000 September 14, 2025
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Slavic Apple

The act of sucking on a ballsack until it turns red.
She gave me a Slavic apple.
by kd_whoever October 5, 2025
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Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
by ElliottLava November 12, 2025
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Banadam's Apple

When a chick deepthroat's so far that she appears to have a very pronounced adam's apple. This is in reference to the idea that if you eat a banana whole or in large chunks, it can be seen moving through the skin on your neck.

When occurring homosexually, this would be reffered to as a "double apple."

Not to be confused with Adam's Banana.
example 1
Guy One: Man, that chick has like, no gag reflex.
Guy Two: Explain.
Guy One: I went so far in she had a banadam's apple.

example 2 (homosexual)
Guy: Jesus Christ man, I know we're roommates, but could you please lock, or at least close your door before you give your friend a double apple!?
by Basey Pie January 19, 2010
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madame's-apple

When a female has large laryngeal prominence also known as an Adam's apple in a dude.
I bet that Alice has hair-eolas to match her madame's-apple.
by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010
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Taco the apple cart

When the scrotum is grabbed, folded in half and then stepped on.
Dude, I asked Tommy to taco the apple cart and he called me a bastard.
by Aemorris April 20, 2011
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