wrong-winger

Someone who is so invested in their political views that they believe a lot of falsehoods and say a lot of really stupid things. Wrong-wingers do not have to have any particular set of political views, as long as they fit this definition. The term comes from how the opposite of “right” is “wrong,” and so a “right-winger” or a “left-winger” could jokingly be called a “wrong-winger” instead.

Wrong-wingers be like: “I dOn’T hAvE pReFeRrEd PrOnOuNs, I hAvE a SeX.” Like bitch yes you do. A pronoun is just a word that refers to something that can be inferred. “He” and “him,” which is what you wanna be called, ARE PRONOUNS AND YOU PREFER THEM. Like do you want me to be like “Oh, Karenson? I’ve heard of balls. Cock talked about how cock goes by scrotum sex instead of any pronouns.”

by Mr. Twinkieface July 24, 2021

Wrongspack

Someone who commits wrong/evil acts, not out of malice, but out of sheer stupidity

"My puppy died"
"How?"
"After I gave him his bath, I put him in the microwave to dry him"
"You wrongspack"

by Darren Feltcher February 7, 2022

the wrong boys

The boys you don’t mess with.

“You messed with the wrong boys.”

by TheWrongBoys December 12, 2017

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.

A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021

Right-Wrong

This is an astrological, biological and perhaps even a little chronological event that Princess Weirdo experiences. It happens on the occasional 2nd Tuesday of a specific month every decade and a half when there are both a solar and lunar eclipse simultaneously, hmmmmm.....not very often huh. Soooo when ALL that lines up in absolute perfection- THEN AND ONLY THEN can she experience a phenomenon known as the right-wrong. Such as maybe thinking Gregor was guilty of fuckery just before he went off to keistering school which he graduated magna cum laude by the way. We sure are proud of Gregor here on the 229. Princess Weirdo is sorry for all the many times she exclaimed, "fuck Gregor!" She didn't mean it. She was right-wrong.

PW-🎶you spin me right-wrong baby, like a record baby. Right right wrong wrong 🎶🎶

Gregor-PW I didn't do that. You're right-wrong..

PW-Oh ok Gregor. I accept your apology for making me think I was right when I was really right-wrong. You know it doesn't happen often.

by Princess Weirdo February 13, 2022

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

pushing the wrongvelope

Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.

RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."

by panaphobe July 19, 2014