Dying Whale Noises

When one is so overcome with emotion that he or she makes a noise akin to a whale getting stabbed through with a hot poker and dragged several miles by a racing speedboat before getting forcibly beached onto a remote island where the beach has sharp, pointy rocks instead of sand.

Alternatively defined as: Regular whale noises amplified in a sobbing manner by an emotionally compromised human being.

Your favorite character in that show you've been watching for five years dies at the end.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-
or
Your celebrity crush bumps into you in a coffeeshop AND ACTUALLY CARESSES YOUR ARM and smiles at you and everything.
-DYING WHALE NOISES-

by DGMerls February 6, 2013

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Whalebanger

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.

For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.

by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011

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Rad whales

1. Used to describe something that is awesome, cool, amazing, fantastic etc. 2. Used as an exclamation.

Person 1: Want to come over to my place for beer and pizza?
Person 2: For sure. Rad Whales!

by soilduck August 3, 2009

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Whalejob

The act in which an obese girl puts your dick between to rolls in her fat and thrusts it repetitively until you jizz in her blowhole.

Daniel: Hey man did you get any action at that party last night?

Aaron: Dude I totally got a whalejob from this hot babe!

Daniel: That's fucked...

by HEYCACK July 4, 2010

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Whale Sack

A Whale Sack is the slang term for a whale genetal. Usually, sperm whales are called this.

Boy : look at that sperm whale
Girl : sperm whale? Thats a Whale Sack!
Boy : whats a Whale Sack?
Girl : you.

by whalesack May 26, 2014

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Whale Poaching

The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.

Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!

by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016

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