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West Essex 

west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex.

West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.

Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.

On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
west essex is a jappy school with kids who get drunk every weekend.
West Essex by doglover1223344food October 2, 2018
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west kingsdown 

a shit whole full of old cunts and a bunch of real drillas that do nothing other than smoke weed all day everyday
should we go west kingsdown to blaze up?
west kingsdown by j2trappy.wkd November 10, 2020

west staines massive 

Da best peoples united gang in de world. In The main mans own words himself, “ respect”
Jebecky: So, where are you from? ;)
Jared: Me is from da da west staines massive, ims the main man ovathere.
Jebecky: Are you like five years old? :|
Jared: Yo true
west staines massive by anonymous November 14, 2020

The Westbrook Effect 

The event of when a player on a team makes his teammates worse. Can be used to describe any event where a person negatively affects the performance of a teammate or colleague .
You are playing terrible! It must be because you are playing with Russell. It's the Westbrook effect!

I can't believe I have to play with Russell. Now I'm not going to play good because of the Westbrook effect.

Frank West 

He's covered wars you know.
Guy: Hey you know that one guy from dead rising?
Second guy: Frank West?
Guy: Yeah! He's covered wars you know!
Frank West by Lil Holland July 22, 2018

Talon Westbrook 

Talon Westbrook (Burbank) an American Model, Reality TV Star, and Social Media Influencer. He is currently 14y/o, his birthday is on February 17th. He has had a following of over 258k, until he got hacked. His current Instagrams are @talonwestbrook & @khidtayy.
Talon Westbrook is a famous Instagram Star & Model.
Talon Westbrook by pensacolafla November 25, 2019

Hamish Westbrook 

To be a unregistered nonce
Omg you are literally hamish westbrook