My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.

"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"

by Ryben79 June 1, 2018

The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)

"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."

by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.

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There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.

by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

yea were besties 🥺

Term used by annoying fucking cunts, to tell the world how short their memory is.

Izzy: "👨 🦯"

Me: WHAT THE FUCK

Izzy: "???"

Me: YOU LOVE EMMY

Izzy: "yea were besties 🥺"

Me: OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING CUNT. YOU REPLIED TO ME SAYING I LIKED RADIOHEAD WITH 👨 🦯 AND YOUR FUCKING BEST FRIEND LOVES RADIOHEAD!!!!!

Izzy: "Oh lol sorry😅"

by jules019 January 3, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Something urban dictionary tells you when adding a definition

Bro All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is cool

by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025