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Weird Dreams

It starts that a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream.

enjoy :D
by Green February 15, 2005
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Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'
SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009
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weird shit

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck
"Dude I just took a weird shit this morning."
by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017
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Weird side of YouTube

The place you usually find yourself no matter how much you avoid it which is pretty ironic in a creepy way
Innocent YouTube viewer:I was watching Shane Dawson and ran into the weird side of YouTube, it was a random video about a dolphin dry humping a inflatable doll on the board walk...

YouTube: hmm it doesn't seem to catch my attention so I don't care, your fault for stubling there.
by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 27, 2017
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weird workie

a relationship, or workie, that is unexpected or disgusting.
girl 1: did you hear that fred is working rachel?
girl 2: I thought rachel was a red sox fan. isn't fred a yankees fan?
girl 1: I know, such a weird workie!
by sup haters. March 16, 2010
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Weird flex

Something that people on the internet won’t shut the fuck up about.
by BigPapiGuac November 13, 2018
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weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.
Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.
by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003
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