Weird Dreams 

My weird Dream

Clowns n Mimes

It starts that a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream.

enjoy :D

Weird Dreams by Green February 15, 2005

Weird Al Spankovich 

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'

SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?

Weird Al Spankovich by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

weird shit 

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck

"Dude I just took a weird shit this morning."

weird shit by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017

Weird side of YouTube 

The place you usually find yourself no matter how much you avoid it which is pretty ironic in a creepy way

Innocent YouTube viewer:I was watching Shane Dawson and ran into the weird side of YouTube, it was a random video about a dolphin dry humping a inflatable doll on the board walk...

YouTube: hmm it doesn't seem to catch my attention so I don't care, your fault for stubling there.

Weird side of YouTube by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 27, 2017

weird workie 

a relationship, or workie, that is unexpected or disgusting.

girl 1: did you hear that fred is working rachel?
girl 2: I thought rachel was a red sox fan. isn't fred a yankees fan?
girl 1: I know, such a weird workie!

weird workie by sup haters. March 16, 2010

Weird flex 

Something that people on the internet won’t shut the fuck up about.

Weird flex but ok

Weird flex by BigPapiGuac November 13, 2018

weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.

Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.

weird shit-o-meter by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003