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weetabix

An imported breakfast cereal coming from England, but designed in Australia, specifically as revenge for the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812 in a subtle sneak attack by those underhanded tea drinkers!

Essentially looking and tasting IMO like cornflakes and caked together in like the bricks you'll be laying or rather pardon me... the big brown niagra falls that will be trickling down your legs within hours of consumption, you're spastic talking starfish will say an ass prayer to the porcelain god, soon to be porcelain menace, in the attempt to expunge the evil from your body.

Clever, but not unknown as a fact that it alongside Dulcolax, Senekots, White Castle "slider" hamburgers, Red Lobster crab cakes, fiber tablets, Fiber One Bars, Fiber One Yogurt, prune juice, or half my mother's cooking will be 100% garaunteed to blow your brown eye out of commission!
Goddammit Arthur, why the fuck of all the things you're country gave us it had to be weetabix? More like shit-a-brix
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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fly in any weather

when you try to cope with everything. it 's just like saying i'm try hard to go through whatever comes down my way ya feel me ?
baby ( aka birdlan ) : we tryna get it all together n spend a lil chedda n fly in any weather nigga and homie we get da money and the power then dem hoez come and holla and in any weather pimpin !
by x-tee July 25, 2006
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all-weather friend

A friend who helps you every time. Either in a happiness or sorrowfulness.
china and Nepal are all-weather friends. Both countries help to each other in each and every different situations.
by Rajbanshi July 11, 2016
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weather

Anything other than a typical forcast.

An atmospheric environmental occurance that you actually notice.
The night before, near Abu Gharib (Iraq), it went from the usual dead calm to a pretty stout 20 knot blow from the West. That night it rained pretty heavy, and the whole next day was pretty windy. Other than that there's been essentially no weather.
-e-mail log from Prometheus Towers/Berg

Any weather up there?
by Luke D Lorenz January 18, 2004
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weatherman

Someone who constantly screws up the only job they have to do.
That guy in accounting is such a weatherman - all he has to do is post invoices and he can't even do that correctly.
by SnowedInAgain January 26, 2011
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weather radio

or NOAA weather radio.

Some radio you listen to get informations on upcoming hurricanes, tornadoes or other weather calamities.

EMO kids, people without lives get turned on by the three voices of NOAA.
Look! Jim is jacking off the weather radio because he thinks the female voice is sexy.
by Damn Damn Danno October 9, 2006
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How's the weather

When people says or do something outdated (Such as putting an L on their forehead and saying you go girl/guy, ugh I hate that phrase) you can say, "Hows the weather 7 years ago"
Some pompous chick: "You go boyfriend!"
You: Hows the weather 7 years ago?
Some pompous chick: ....YOU SUCK

Some pompous chick just got her ego curb stomped, Steven Segall style.
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
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