Jesus was a furry

A theory first posited by C S Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jesus was a furry, and his fursona was a lion named Aslan.

by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021

I was born fat!

A snarky, shut-down kind of comeback to some clueless jackass who calls you fat.

Baby, I was born fat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.

Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

by Fish985 December 17, 2022

well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.

vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

by MarcBee June 25, 2010

wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.

Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."

by Miker94 October 29, 2009

And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.

My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.

by WyleType September 4, 2011

That's what I was thinking

Most commonly said by those who have no freaking clue what is going on. Yet, they feel compelled to say, “That’s what I was thinking!” In hopes of you thinking they might just be smart or cool.

Person1: ...and that is how you boil water.
Person2: "That's what I was thinking".

by 7eleven December 3, 2007