Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016
Get the Wanker's Warts mug.A really good cartoon created by Craig McCracken that got the ax too early because of Disney. It follows the adventures of an alien in another galaxy named Wander with his blue friend and steed, Sylvia. They’re constantly on the run from the self-proclaimed “greatest in the galaxy”, Lord Hater, a manchild skeleton dude with some pretty cool electricity powers and his army of eyeball aliens (in the show they’re called Watchdogs) and the commander of said army, Commander Peepers. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
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A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.
"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
by borisyegerov February 5, 2010
Get the bike wanker mug.When a person (or manager) acts like a disney princess or as if they were living in a musical. They often like dogs, and sometimes enjoy being inappropriate with condoms in pubs.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
by Lauriciousltown December 31, 2011
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Get the Dirty Wanker mug.A Giger Wanker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to masturbate to a slide show of H.R. Giger paintings. Traditionally they will mutter, "this is normal, this is normal," to themselves until they cum when they will shout, "take that sexual perversion!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Giger Wanker mug.Often jokingly reffered to as a Dubstep-o-sexual. A young sexually frustrated man who is actually aroused by the sound of a Dubstep bass-wobble. They will typically use songs by Skrillex or Borgore as a substitute for porn.
A tell-tale sign of a dubstep wanker is when a song they particularly like comes on the radio and they let out a high-pitched sound of exitement, not unlike a the cliche-fake-female orgasm
A tell-tale sign of a dubstep wanker is when a song they particularly like comes on the radio and they let out a high-pitched sound of exitement, not unlike a the cliche-fake-female orgasm
Person 1: *hears "Ruffneck" come on the radio* "OH MY GOD... mm I fucking love this track!"
Person 2: *under his breath* "total dubstep wanker..."
Person 2: *under his breath* "total dubstep wanker..."
by ArcadeFire10 October 23, 2011
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