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Nature abwhores a vacuum

Refers to how a lust-crazed stud is always wanting to "get some", and thus often has to seek out any "loose" female in his area to get it on with.
Bill Clinton definitely had da classic "Nature abwhores a vacuum" affliction --- he was consistently craving da warm moist spot between ladies' legs, and so he sought said delightful commodity from countless females during his lifetime.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.
This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.
by jerefro June 9, 2015
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Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.
Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.
by JamesMinecraft April 13, 2021
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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Bloody Vacuum

A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob
"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022
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vacuum sealed

When three amigos fill every hole on a woman, at the same time.
*setting- Sushi restaurant*
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing
by reelrod April 8, 2022
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vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit
hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner
by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023
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