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Pooch Trail 

After having a bowel movement, there is a small leftover dung that is seen at the edge of the toilet. It is usually the size of the quarter or larger, and is usually caused by diarreaha. It can be a huge brown stain or a few hairs. The pooch trail is very stinky and can cause discomfort in the form of smell around the anus. Basically when someone doesn't wipe their ass good enough and it gets left on the toilet seat.
Dude clean your pooch trail, I really have to take a shit and I do not want to sit on your trail.
Pooch Trail by Ld-I October 12, 2010
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snail trail

A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs
Deb got so turned on by the lesbo video she left a snail trail across my new couch.
snail trail by clintock January 31, 2003

lackawanna trail 

One of the shittiest high schools anyone can attend. Located in Northeast Pa in the middle of nowhere. Has a large population of hicks, farmers, scummers, and bitches.
What school do you go to?
lackawanna trail
I'm sorry dude that shit blows.
lackawanna trail by me11508 June 30, 2011

Beef Trail 

A trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef.
Lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown.

Frontier Trail Middle School 

A school filled with nasty ass hoes and where a shit ton of drama starts but some people can be hella chill and nice sometimes .
Hey have you heard of Frontier Trail Middle School?

happy trail 

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
happy trail by Ian March 5, 2005

unhappy trail 

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.
When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp that said "oops" that they could read through his especially harry unhappy trail.
unhappy trail by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007