by Nimabima June 3, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. White teanager best friends with kids named chase and Denny. And base a huge dick about 7 inches. And doesn't lie to chase or Denny.
by Thomas theman March 18, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a boy who is really nice,sweet,caring,and loving and you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you if your dating but i dated a Thomas once and he will treat you right and love you hes an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect and treat him like hes your world because he will treat you like a princess
by boogalooga hehe October 24, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a mysterious person. You can find him doing anything. Thomas is very hard in bed and can enchant any girl with his looks. Thomas is a great boyfriend. Thomas is also a very funny person and makes memes that make so many people laugh. Thomas can also be smart at some points. But there is one thing about Thomas, he has so weird friends.
Thomas is very hot!
by Dr. Slime June 2, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
by YTAce December 20, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a really nice and is hung like a horse and faster than a rabbit during sex so if your looking for a great time crack a bottle of Jack Daniels with Thomas
Girl one: Hey have you had sex with Thomas
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
Girl two:no
Girl one:he is hung like a horse and he is so fast to. He can put away a hole bottle of Daniels by himself
by Hananal September 22, 2017
Get the Thomasmug.