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St Thomas, Ontario

St Thomas, Ontario is a city in southwestern Ontario (in Elgin County) and an urban division of London Ontario. Population is just over 35 000 (technically considered rural) and 95.5% of the population is white. The current mayor is Cliff Barwick. He runs St Thomas, Ontario.
St Thomas is known for: Rachel McAdams (attended Central Elgin Collegiate Institute (go TITANS)), Joe Thornton, Helen Shaver and Aaron Wapole.
St Thomas is also very well known for being the Railway Capital of Canada and for the fact that Jumbo the elephant was murdered here.
Other factors we are proud of:
-we have the higest teen pregnancy rate in Canada
-Drugs sales is our second largest industry (next to factory work)
-we have the psych hospital on the outskirts of town
-fights in our wonderful bars such as Legends
-the ineffectiveness of the Police Force:
Only 38% of people who commit murder in St Thomas are ever convicted, the motto? "Well the perp's not here so we dont know who did it."
Case in point: The Shedden Murders- 7 people murdered by Biker Gang
-The Wellington Road murder where each member of a family was shot at gunpoint by a Shotgun and then the bodies were burned, as was the house. Case never solved.
St Thomas is easily the roughest city in all of Canada and if you weren't born here or haven't lived here for a long time then don't come here, you can't handle it.
And if you are ever caught out on Talbot street alone at night...well bitch you'd better be carrying protection cause you will get fucked up.
People from St Thomas are noteably hardass, dangerous and crazy muthers and if you know anyone from here you had best be on thier goodside, cause they will fuck you up. Notable people to watch out for:
Any of the Elders, Jeremy Porter, Dave Hatch, Cassidy North, Dubbie Berryt, Kaelyn Barnes, Dirty Gertie, Jeff Wilkins, and virtually anyone from Parkside.
John: Yo that bitch is from St Thomas, Ontario, you better watch your back 'cause she will fuck you up, burry you in her backyard and get away with it.
by P.Dubby December 10, 2008
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