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santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023
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Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.
My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.
by TexasCajun December 7, 2023
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Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.
I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.
by Dandalorian December 15, 2022
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Hey Paw

hey paw is a compund yes
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Paw Tha

A pretty girl, ready to achieve the world. A bit lazy, but hella nice when she wants to be. She's not as brave as she says she is but she's got it going on.
Did you see her? Bro Paw Tha so nice.
by Blizzy.1 November 22, 2021
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Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.
My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.
by FGBeezy November 30, 2020
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bitch-paws

Hands of a man that has clearly never used them for work. Very soft and most generally small.
After Brad closed the deal with a handshake, the client couldn’t help but notice he had bitch-paws.
by Sith Rabbit December 4, 2020
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