Used in a context where person A owns a lot of stuff (usually pieces of clothing) that person B wants really bad, it’s giving kleptomaniac if you ask me
by Avislover July 02, 2022
A Check list that men use to see if a girl is hot or not.
1. Nice Ass
2. Nice Body
3. Nice boobs
4. Height
5. Nice Face
1. Nice Ass
2. Nice Body
3. Nice boobs
4. Height
5. Nice Face
by Hit_And_Run February 03, 2015
GOTFN (pronounced: got-fin) is an acronym for Get On The Floor Now!
Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.
Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Generally, the GOTFN list is written by a small group of impulsive teenage girl friends, when their hormones begin to take control of their sex drives. The list consists of the guys and/or gals they want to, or need to, get down and dirty with, preferably immediately, and right here on the floor! The higher the rank on the list, the more urgent it is to get with those people.
Guy friends can have a GOTFN list too, but due to the dramatic and flighty nature of making and maintaining such a list, they are most likely effeminate, or metrosexual types.
Those girls are so hot, I was proud to find out that I'm at the top of their GOTFN list!
Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
Did you see your step-brother's GOTFN list? I always thought he was kinda fruity.
by Almost A Myth February 28, 2019
by Groovie Mann August 09, 2014
The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 18, 2021
A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.
Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
by tmastaslice December 04, 2009
Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies
by EhmJay69 February 11, 2019