A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.
by BigBootyBitchhhh November 3, 2011
Tommy: Liza Minneli, Geraldo Rivera, Donald Trump...whats this?
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
Lieu:Oh Billy over here went in first time ever full physical. Cameras up the ass, the whole nine yards, results come back tomorrow. He says if they find some sort of inoperable cancer he's gonna kill everyone on that cancer list.
Tommy: In this order? Come on Liza has to go first Bill hasn't she suffered enough?
Bill:shakes his head no
by TheBigMick May 3, 2011
The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 18, 2021