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Don't fuck the head 

Used when a colleague or friend is being too vocal, obnoxiously loud or just blabbering.

Frequently used to end conversations.

abbr: dfth
Mitchell: "You're not gonna believe the machine gun fire I experienced with my poo nuggets this morning. In fact, I was about to stand up and aim, when.."

Srikant: "Dude, don't fuck the head"

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Online usage:

mitch_19_5 says: Wanna know what my rectal exam felt like?
sv3e says: dfth, dude
Don't fuck the head by svee July 15, 2011
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Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

Let me bring examples that happen in my school... (to prevent lawsuits and snoopings, I will avoid mentioning class and student names)

so in my first class, some are quite enjoyable to talk to even the hot ones, others will try to end the conversation

and in my second class, ESPECIALLY my 2nd class.. some girls i have to initiate with and they even try to reject me by looking into their phones and usually not initiating with me.. but a select few of them still like to talk to me.. today there was a cutie who called my name out (she sat behind me and i felt shocked) and she asked me if i had a book that was needed for homework.. i told her yeah and gave her the book because she said she needed to take shots of it.. it was 2 mins and she gave the book back to me.. but the other cutie and i didn't talk to each other at all today

aaanddd in my third class, there was a cutie who i sat next to and i was focusing on the computer as we worked on something, i didn't talk to her but i did notice her rubbing her legs in her sweats and she switched to another spot... HOWEVER ANOTHER CUTIE (whom I just found out had her bf and her posted on social media, lol) kept on smiling at me and i finally decided to talk to HER, and we still talk and she like plays with her hair on the occasion.. lol

Why do SOME women (even the sexy ones) prefer to talk to me while others (ESPECIALLY the sexy ones) require I talk to them
Why the fuck do SOME women like me and OTHERS don't?

Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.
Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.
Don't Fear the Raper by gregben August 22, 2022

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia. 

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.
Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Don't fight the pipe 

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.
1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor 

What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.
"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker

you don't know the meaning of the word 

The statement is said to express ire and/or contempt. When someone says it, they are saying that the person who used the aforementioned adjective should not be using it, as they don't truly know what it means to feel it. I.E. you had your face melted off, and you broke the arm of someone who pissed you off. You would say "Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word."
Offender: My family are all idiots. I mean, I'm never stop having to suffer their genocide.
You: Suffering? you don't know the meaning of the word.