paw bitching

When your dog stomps her paw when wanting attention, food or toys.

I know you want to play but quit paw bitching and throwing your toy.
Don't stomp those paws at me. No paw bitching allowed.

by Bexster May 20, 2014

PAWS

Someone that tries really hard not to jerk off but does it ten times in one day.

"Damn, Wayne jerked off like ten times today and he's all burnt out."

"I know, he's PAWS."

by PAPI RACIST August 31, 2016

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 4, 2010

Ferret paw

A large hairy turd that sits on a toilet seat. Looks cute at first but smells like shit.

My Grandpa left me a ferret paw in the bathroom, a big hairy turd on the toilet seat.

by FGBeezy November 30, 2020

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017