Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".
- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."
by Hatr369 December 12, 2022
Get the Cancer Cookiemug. a machine found in most doctor offices that blasts a concentrated beam of high power X-ray radiation at you for a solid ten minutes giving you cancer.
patient: hey doc can I take a trip to the cancer enhancer?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
doctor: alright man, what type of cancer do you want?
by Romanfowl September 1, 2020
Get the Cancer Enhancermug. by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006
Get the testicular cancermug. Gabe: I just ranked up to Silver III in CS:GO
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
Eric: Nice, how long have you had it?
Gabe: 2 years
Eric: You are literally terminal cancer
by DiamondMinerMC May 13, 2016
Get the terminal cancermug. 
Smooth endoplasmic rectilum functioning cancer. It causes lipids to stop being produced by the smooth endoplasmic rectilum, depriving red blood cells from essential fats. This causes red blood cells to collapse, especially in the facial areas, causing redness and also resulting in severe sunburn and peeling of skin. Eventually will result in cellular necrosis causing death. This cancer appears to be genetically caused and has only been found in aboriginal Australians however there is one case of it appearing in a male welsh tourist
by SamHewson123456789101112131415 June 5, 2017
Get the SERF Cancermug. by shannon369 February 9, 2009
Get the cunt cancermug.