The worst, most useless and most INCOMPETENT ninja clan ever.
The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.
The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.
Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.
And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.
A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.
The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.
Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.
And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.
A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
by Fgyjt June 2, 2025
Get the Taimanin mug.by anonymous October 19, 2025
Get the taiwan sahur mug.When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.
This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.
This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.
"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"
"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"
"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"
by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025
Get the Taiwanese mouse trap mug.Taijanae is the sweetest most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She always turns her face towards the sun and lets the shadows fall behind her. You’ll never meet a girl like Taijanae again, she’s 1 in 10 billion, a treasure to those who know her and a treat to be around. If you ever meet a Taijanae; never let her go, and remember this: she is facing her demons on the inside even though she never shows it. Taijanae will put on a smile even though I’m the inside she’s crying, she’s selfless and eats the perfectly regular amount for the average person.
by PrettyBrownGirl.66 November 30, 2025
Get the Taijanae mug."Hey where did you get your mini éclair from? These are addictive."
"idk, my cousin got them when he's visiting Taiwan."
" Dude that hot chick from Aespa love those Taiwanese éclair."
"ikr I asked my cousin get more of these for me next time."
"idk, my cousin got them when he's visiting Taiwan."
" Dude that hot chick from Aespa love those Taiwanese éclair."
"ikr I asked my cousin get more of these for me next time."
by Taiwanese ambassador in LA December 28, 2025
Get the Taiwanese éclair mug.Come over here and look me in the eyes when I give ya this Eastern Taipan ya fuckin Dog!
If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will
If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will
by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019
Get the Eastern Taipan mug.A theoretical, but likely, war between China and Taiwan, most probably started by the former. It may lead to WW3, and you can't do anything about it. If it doesn't start WW3, it will most likely start in the Russian-Ukrainian War
by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023
Get the Sino-Taiwaneese War mug.